Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Quotation of the day for April 5, 2011

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Quotation of the Day for April 5, 2011



(Christians have)
Christians have their hymns and pages.
(Hymns and pages)
Hava Nagila's for the Jews. (For the Jews)
Baptists have the rock of ages.
(Rock of ages)
Atheists just sing the blues.

Catholics,
Dress up for Mass.
And listen to,
Gregorian chants.

Atheists,
Just take a pass.
Watch football in their underpants.
Watch football in their underpants.

Atheists
... Atheists
... Atheists
Don't Have No SONGS!
(Don't Have No Songs)

- Steve Martin, from his bluegrass song Atheists Don't Have No Songs. The song is recorded on the album Rare Bird Alert by Steve Martin & The Steep Canyon Rangers.

Submitted by: Terry Labach
Apr. 1, 2011

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