Quotation of the Day for December 8, 2014
"I was part of their 'Great Minds' tour where you can talk to some of history's geniuses. The nicest one was Ben Franklin, but he had intestinal parasites and spent most of the time on the toilet. Edison didn't want to talk to any of us, although his lab was interesting (no A/C, fyi). Einstein actually ran away when we approached him. You'd think he wouldn't be that fast, but let me tell you, that guy is fast."
- Roger Taylor, from Excerpts from Three-Star Yelp Reviews of the World's First Time Travel Company.
[http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/excerpts-from-three-star-yelp-reviews-of-the-worlds-first-time-travel-company]
Submitted by: Terry Labach Dec. 7, 2014
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