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Quotation of the Day for June 2, 2014



"When aliens helped the early Egyptians build the original pyramids perhaps they were leaving a clue for future generations. That conversation probably went like this:

"Alien: We need to tell future generations of humans about pyramids. It will save them.

"Egyptian: I can write a message on a wall.

"Alien: I've seen your hieroglyphics. They're shit. Look at that one. (Points at wall.) I can't tell if that guy is winning a war or trying to date his ox.

"Egyptian: I just realized you guys are made of meat. And if I'm not mistaken, you're boneless.

"And that's why the pyramids exist but there is no evidence of aliens."

- Scott Adams, Dilbert cartoonist.

Submitted by: Terry Labach
May 30, 2014

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